Dispassionate
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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Congratulations, America. You're Back to 2020.English
0·1 day agoYes, I wrote it. I also use ‘I think’ when I know something. It’s a fairly common feature of conversational English.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Study Finds Social Media Shitposts Can Kill, Shitposters Immediately Increase OutputEnglish
0·1 day agoThat kind of language doesn’t work with our corporate
overlordssponsors.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Congratulations, America. You're Back to 2020.English
0·1 day agoI’m asking dumb questions ahead of time so no one else does.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Congratulations, America. You're Back to 2020.English
0·2 days agoWith respect, You should worry now. I think the whole point of the article was disagreeing with lazy Americans who think we get to “breath.”
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Congratulations, America. You're Back to 2020.English
0·2 days agoYour life must be really sad.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Congratulations, America. You're Back to 2020.English
0·2 days agoWhy are you such a doomer?
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
Rant@lemmy.sdf.org•Millionaire Mark Tilbury Suggests Poor People Try Being Poorer for a WhileEnglish
0·3 days agoThe poor don’t lift weight. It’s beneath them. Or so they are told whenever they try to lift the blade.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
Rant@lemmy.sdf.org•Millionaire Mark Tilbury Suggests Poor People Try Being Poorer for a WhileEnglish
0·3 days agoThis is why I skipped the unemployment line and went right to hooking. They said turn a hobby into a career. 🤷♂️
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
Rant@lemmy.sdf.org•Millionaire Mark Tilbury Suggests Poor People Try Being Poorer for a WhileEnglish
0·3 days agoInterest is taxable, while handouts are not. Unless you have a good tax attorney… which only money can buy.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
Rant@lemmy.sdf.org•Millionaire Mark Tilbury Suggests Poor People Try Being Poorer for a WhileEnglish
0·4 days agoThanks. I’m like soooo mad. Can you tell? I hope so. I hope you’re mad too. 🫂
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Trump Admits Elections Have Been Rigged for Decades, Tired of Pretending OtherwiseEnglish
0·4 days agoWriting in demensiaspeak is dangerous. You start by stringing together a few incoherent sentences, and before you know it, you’re wandering around a grocery store asking strangers if they’re your child and demanding to know why nobody’s saluting you!
Not that I know from personal experiences.
Dispassionate@quokk.auto
The Onion@midwest.social•I Am the Manager of the Private Equity Firm That Just Acquired the House in Your Neighborhood That Hands Out Full-Size Candy Bars on HalloweenEnglish
0·9 days agoYou can’t buy that. Well, you can, if you offer 40 percent above asking.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Flock Cameras Found to Have Adjustable Racism SettingEnglish
0·9 days agoDepends on how many layers deep the truth is ;)
Dispassionate@quokk.auto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•The Onion has released a browser game called Voting Simulator 3DEnglish
0·10 days agoAre you a white male in a red state? ;)
It’s a gene that can cause sweat smells, often oniony.
You just have a very expressive ABCC11 gene.
Dispassionate@quokk.auto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump says he doesn't 'give a damn' about gas prices as US making 'fortune'English
0·12 days agoAnd they vote for him!
Dispassionate@quokk.auto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Wall Street Is Getting Very Nervous About AIEnglish
0·13 days agoOh musk did that one already. That’s why he has helpers ;)
Dispassionate@quokk.auto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Wall Street Is Getting Very Nervous About AIEnglish
0·14 days agoI think technology will catch up and AI models will improve to the point where we have whatever ChatGPT is using at the time of this comment running locally on regular hardware.
That’s not saying the industry will die out of course, just that homegrown will be a real option.
But that’s not solving any real problems.





















Nobody needs to be giving them more ideas right?