Big “my parents spanked me and I turned out just fine” energy

The name Lululemon was literally chosen because the founder wanted to laugh at Japanese people trying to pronounce it, so this is not surprising in the slightest.

I hear Taiwan is pretty nice.

¡Viva México, cabrones!

More like commode-ity, amirite?

She couque on d’Asse till I cream

It doesn’t make sense because opposition to the death penalty is a principled stance which means that the magnitude of the crime is irrelevant.

Extroverts dominate the narrative.

life beginning at conception is the only logical line to draw

What if the question of life or non-life is irrelevant?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Singer#Abortion_and_euthanasia

I have never seen an app as respectful of my data usage as AntennaPod

Best Pokemon right now is Celia’s Stupid Romhack

Wake up babe, a new ambiguous usage of the word “dropped” just dropped.

I thought it was dist-upgrade

Cat

Gold Experience Requiem

Everything old is new again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_and_trans_panic_defense

You know who else referred to members of a specific ethnic group as “vermin”?

I accept your Seal gratefully 🙇‍♂️

Imagine there is a safe in your house. You ask your butler to update your documents that are inside the safe, but you forgot that the butler doesn’t have the key. Instead of asking you for the key, the butler builds a dollhouse, puts a tiny safe inside the dollhouse, and then does some magic to bind the fates of the dollhouse safe and the real safe together. The butler then opens the dollhouse safe using the dollhouse key, and updates the tiny dollhouse documents, which causes the real documents in the real safe to update as well. This causes you great consternation.

Remember: (M)y (D)ear ©omputer.

You have to turn on the monitor, then turn on the disk drive, and finally turn on the computer. You have to do the reverse when you turn them off.

If you don’t do this you might damage your Apple //e.