SourDragon

“NOM!” - the leopards, in regards to faces

Not me, but my spouse read House of Leaves

Who tf blocks coolmathgames? And, more importantly, why‽‽‽

And you KNOW a group of assholes will say “He DiD nOtHiNg WrOnG bEcAuSe ThEy WeRe MaRriED”

We lost another queen to hate crimes 😔

That never occurred to me, but if they wanna keep us safe when we’re pooping then perhaps they think we’re doing the same watching them

That is a beautiful analogy

My spouse and I have started to only close the bathroom door when we have guests. We usually leave it cracked open so our cats can come in and make sure we’re safe, which is what they’re doing.

They are worried about you because bathroom time is one of a cat’s most vulnerable moments, so they assume it’s the same for us and they’re just trying to keep us safe

They also didn’t mention bike lanes, so it’s probably safe to assume they either (a) don’t exist where they live or (b) there are bike lanes but the cyclists are assholes who refuse to use them

By bringing him back?

Oftentimes the two main metrics are: (1) I’m horny and (2) women are objects, not people

Those spikes are definitely useful in ensuring that the nest stays put and intact. If more birds were like this, sooner or later, folks remove the spikes for the very reason they were put in in the first place.

“I thank you, my princess” curtsies respectfully

That still gets a chuckle out of me 😂

Oddly enough, idk if this is about actual football or american handegg, but both seem true in a sense.

He is one of those actors where he plays a completely different character 3 decades after his most known role, he’s clearly aged, he doesn’t have any of the makeup or prosthetics on, but you still see Garak

Edit: misspelled Garak

I got distracted by the wrong thing…

As an autistic stoner, I can confirm this is completely true

“If the man cheats, it’s the woman’s fault”

Na. They’re not attracted to anyone over the age of 13.