started reading Ulysses by James Joyce, and YUP

lmao I go to watch it, and all the “suggested videos” are all about the interview, and the election, except for John Oliver. Good ol’ autistic Oliver talkin’ bout Trains. god lov’em

You say the people in the cult became even more cult-y? wow, go figure.

I s’pose this is also a great way of showing all future democratic candidates, there is literally no point in trying to appeal to these hateful ignorant pricks. Stop trying to go right to appease these nutjobs, you’ll never be right enough for them. Go left instead, and find the majority of the American people waiting for you.

I’d love to take a train, but I think the website is either purposefully made to be shit, or it’s just super shitty. Because trying to book any train ticket is impossible. Every time I’ve searched on their website, it gives me the same alert: "This trip cannot be booked. We do not have any travel options between the stations entered. "

Even though I know they have trains going there. I know the stations, I know the routes, and yet it STILL gives me this error code. It’s like they actively are discouraging you from riding the train. I say this, of course, because I think that’s exactly what they’re doing. Auto makers have captured the railway system, and between them and the monopoly of the current rail system, they’re trying to make train travel as painful as possible so you give up and either fly or drive.

You guys see the route right there in this post, yeah?

Go to https://www.amtrak.com/home and try to find a train ride between any two locations. I bet you $100 it gives you the same message.

yeah but nowhere near the video quality.

I’ve had the same 40" LG OLED TV for like 15 years now, and I want to get myself a new big 4k OLED 65" behemoth for Christmas this year. I looked up hospitality TVs of that size and whoo boy, they’re like $3-4k. But you can get a regular TV that size and spec for like $1k.

I have no open Wifi in my house or nearby, I plan on just using it as a second monitor for my computer, and never connecting it to anything beyond my soundbar. Then just hope that it doesn’t brick itself I guess.

Cops love warrantless search until someone has the audacity to use it against them.

A lot of people who are super self-reliant grew up in households where their needs weren’t met, so they learned from a very young age that anything that they wanted they had to do themselves. It’s usually a trauma response.

first flock cameras and ALPR readers, now these? police state.

what a fucking moron. I want revenge you dumb bitch.

Some people say it ironically, in jest, or with hyperbole…

I don’t. I mean that shit. He is literally satan.

I’m an agnostic, but the one thing that’s nudging me toward belief is the fact that the literal devil is running the white house.

Republican Sleeper agents make up the core of the democratic party?

That’s seriously what you’re saying?

the outfits were spicy and so were the missions

Now there’s a face that says “If you came down 60 seconds earlier, you would’ve seen me with my dick out”

“We can sort of win the battle, but we’re going to lose the war. Because in the long run, they’re still going to be able to do what they want to do, which is arrest people and hold them for long periods of time,”

You know, because fascism. Warrantless searches, denial of the right to trial, deporting random brown people to random countries just to appease the cruelest intentions of their cult leader.

Jesus fucking christ go vote.

Have a friend, and we have a complicated relationship. Making friends as an adult is hard, but then life shit happens and even the friends you do end up making can be assholes.

I had just gotten out of a divorce, and wanted to throw a big halloween costume party. Told everyone months beforehand, with plenty of reminders and groupchats, spent over $1000 on decorations, couple hundred on snacks, alcohol, weed I’d have stocked. It was going to be a rager. Well, a bunch of people cancel, because my house is like a 40 min drive, but my best friend at the time, he was, for some reason, not giving me a definite answer. Like, I figure even if nobody else shows up, my buddy and I could still hang. But come the day of the party, he tells me he’s not coming, and it’s just so he can maybe find something better to do closer. And I’m just… So upset. Cancel the whole party via an on-line thing, and just sit there feeling fucking awful.

Shit messed me up so bad, it’s like 5 years later, and some of the decorations I put up for that party are still up. I obviously haven’t even tried to host anything since.

anyway. like, a couple months after that fiasco, my buddies brand new girlfriend texts me, asking me to come to his birthday party. She was putting a bunch of work into it, making it a scavenger hunt thing for him and his friends. I told her immediately, “nope!” Not coming. She asked once or twice more and got the same answer.

But in the end, I was still nicer, because at least I gave a clear answer right away.

I look forward to reading your in-depth knife reviews almost as much as I look forward to big Hollywood movies

So… nothing. No punishment, then.

Bro anybody who buys anything from this dumbass, or supports him by going to his shows, is a brain-dead fuck-wit who’s sole position in life seems to be the theft of air and resources from the general public.

Well that fucking sucks.

But his opponent is ashley hinson, a proud trump supporter, so, uh, Vote for the person that’s not her.

Time for lil’ Billy to learn how to slide tackle if he wants the ball!

Weed, video games, over eating.

that list used to include drinking alcohol, but I’ve been clean from that for like 7 or 8 years.

When life is going well, I don’t overeat over-game, or smoke weed much. But then holiday season descends upon my life and I’m left with a feeling of “hunker down and survive.” and in so doing, I go back to my comforts of weed, video games, and over-eating.

C’est la vie. I gain and lose 20lbs every year it seems.