You must have missed the upgrade. They are cardboard forks now.

That’s batfish insane.

Spanish? You mean Mexican.

ok

I’m not rich enough to win at this

Kwaak is correct for Dutch. I suspect someone got Dutch and Deutsch mixed up.

100 years later, eating microwaved slop in front of the tv while scrolling Lemmy on our phones, and nobody bats an eye.

No fish fingers?

pretty sure I’ve got a couple of drives powered on for well over a decade without issues