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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    You laugh but the Quebec government attempted to fine an Italian restaurant for having the names of their dishes in Italian, many of which have no French name.

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      The Canadian government is pretty weird about that aren’t they?

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        Nope. The Canadian government just sighs and wishes Quebec wouldn’t be such a problem.

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          French is the dominant language in Quebec?

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            I’m not sure if this is supposed to be a joke or something, but yes. More than 90% of the people in Quebec speak French. More than 50% speak English, but for most it’s a second language.

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              No, it was a genuine question. I did not know It was mainly used as a first language in Quebec. I thought it was a semi-common second laguage for Canadians.

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        Quebec government, specifically. Other provinces only require government services to be provided in both French and English but private businesses can mostly do what they want. Quebec requires private business to be conducted in French unless the customer requests service in a different language. Any non-French text or speech made to a customer before they request it can be seen as a violation. They can be a little overzealous at times.

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          Damn, I’ve heard jokes about quebecios being snobby with their French but that seems excessive.

          Which makes it all the more hilarious that the French people I know have joked about Quebec speaking “garbage French”

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            Damn, I’ve heard jokes about quebecios being snobby with their French but that seems excessive

            It’s not snobby. From an anglo perspective, here’s how it plays out in reality:

            WAITER: Qu’est-ce que vous voudrais? ME: Huh? WAITER: What would you like? ME: {proceeds to order}

            …And life goes on.

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              I mean that’s fine, but the fact that it’s required under penalty of law is absolutely excessive

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              What happened with that change to signage laws that was going to require tens of millions of dollars to update eg “Canadian Tire” to “Magasin Canadian Tire” and whatnot?

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            There are certainly stories of overzealous enforcement, but the context of Loi 101 and its amendments is worth considering.

            Québecois is really interesting. It has a lot of old, outdated French in it due to the colonial connection with France being severed hundreds of years ago, where it evolved distinctly and the locals made different decisions on what to change and how to adapt to new concepts.

            One could argue the French government has been obsessive about policing language much longer with the académie française.

        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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          What’s the menu like for Indian restaurants in Quebec? Are there French names for Biryani, Paratha, Paneer etc?

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            At a certain point I have to assume they just slap a bunch of "le"s on and call it a day

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            The government eventually said exotic dishes with no French name are allowed as an exception. Looking up menus of Indian places in Montreal shows they have completely Indian names for many of their dishes.

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    I was reading an article where he claimed he wasn’t as hardline, as some, and his immigration policies were actually motivated by the guaranteed safety to everyone when we follow the rules (he gave the example of a migrant nearly dying from falling down a ravine during zir trek).

    …

    Anyway, color me surprised~

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    I find bigotry and stupidity offensive and this guy still gets to say this stupid bigoted shit on television.

    Too fucking bad for both of us.

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    I feel like this is fake.

    Two reasons. I was unable to find a video clip of this, and it’s not nearly racist enough for these shit-hawks.

    If some has the clip, please share.

    Edit: 3 reason, we’re also on a shitpost channel.

    • III@lemmy.world
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      Sadly, it doesn’t matter if he said it when it is entirely reasonable to believe that he did. It isn’t the most racist or the stupidest thing this guy has said on national television.

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      It’s definitely fake. The screenshot is from around the 4:37 timestamp.

      https://www.foxnews.com/video/6364871721112

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    What the fuck is “taco” in English?

    • obvs@lemmy.world
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      Vagina

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      Taco: Mexican Flat Round Bread Sandwich

      Pita: Greek Flat Round Bread Sandwich

      Pizza: Italian Flat Round Toast With Toppings

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      Circle Sandwich.

    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      Sandwich?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Then what’s a torta?

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          Turtle shaped sandwich?

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          Delicious.

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      Probably something like a “ground beef, cheese, tomato and lettuce flatbread sandwich with a drizzle of tomato based sauce.” Which is folded like a taco and looks exactly like a taco, but is definitely not a taco.

      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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        FREEDOM FOLD!

        • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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          Freedom Flaps

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            That’s a soft taco.

            • WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world
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              With one big bean at the top end.

              • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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                They’d never find it.

                • WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world
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                  The oldest riddle known to man

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        “Tortitious sandwich with beef”

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      bread

      • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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        I would like to go to bread bell to purchase a little donkey

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        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          Someone’s got it

          • nebulaone@lemmy.world
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            She probably wanted a taco

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              When u want taco but get bred 😞

      • Floodedwomb@lemmy.world
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        Sandwich

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      Verde sauce? Not in my country. That’s green sauce!

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    i find fox news offensive

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Same smh my head

  • proper@lemmy.world
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    mt dew Baltimore blast

    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      Baltimore blast sounds like a designer version of naloxone

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Thanks, Obama.

    He [Tom Homan] was appointed by President Barack Obama as Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s executive associate director of enforcement and removal operations in 2013.

    In 2015, Obama awarded him a Presidential Rank Award as a Distinguished Executive. A Washington Post article at the time stated, “Thomas Homan deports people. And he’s really good at it.”

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      when people look back, they never voted for Nixon, and Obama was a sainted figure, you should not be downvoted for pointing out the truth…Obama was a politiician who sold progressive and served middle-of-the-road…

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        And yet, Obama was still the most progressive president of my lifetime. Which tells quite the story about American politics.

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          yeah, we are the petri dish for all ideas, the bloodbath of capitalism shown for the world…

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    The U.S. government announces that four more words will no longer be permitted for use within scientific documents: Taco, Burrito, Quesadilla and Fajita.

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    They’d deport the Taco Bell dog if it was still alive.

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        Man I forgot how much I loved seeing him in commercials as a kid 🥹

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          I think I’ll need a bigger box.

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          me too, vern

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    To be fair to this racist moron, there is a difference between mainland spanish and latin american spanish. To be clear I am not justifying his dumbass comment in any way.

    Its probably fake.

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      I mean he surely didn’t actually say this right lol

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        If he didn’t I have to correct myself: I am a moron.

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          I don’t know but it feels way too ridiculous to believe. Then again, there’s usually someone posting the evidence that it’s fake, but I don’t see it.

          I’d go look for it myself, but that would cause me nothing good

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    I don’t speak Spanish, but based on the absolutely tiny bit I do know, would this mean quesadillas would become “little cheesies”?

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      So, apparently it comes from “quesada” which was a form of cheesecake, and the “illa” diminutive ending. Over time it has come to mean a fried tortilla with cheese and other fillings… except…

      In Mexico City, quesadillas don’t necessarily have cheese in them. The rest of the country makes fun of them for it. But, if you’re ever in Mexico City and want a nice cheesy quesadilla, be sure to order a “quesadilla con queso”.

      Damn it, now I’m hungry.

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        Now I want to try some huitlacoche. Sounds delicious.

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        Top tier comment right here, I didn’t know this.

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      Two spicy little donkeys with everything, three light meals for the boys, and a little cheesy for my wife, please.

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        little donkeys = burritos

        cheesy = quesadilla

        light meal? Livianos?

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          Taco apparently is a light meal? I don’t speak Spanish, I’m just laughing how unhinged it would sound

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        Cancel that cheesy, she wants a little sash

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      Just spit balling, but it doesn’t make sense to translate things literally. A po’ boy is delicious, but eating a poor boy is generally frowned upon.

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      Even better, gorditas literally translate to little fat girls i believe (but maybe I’m wrong). Tbf, we have a processed sausage-alike that we call a hot dog so language and our perception of it is weird

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        It’s grammatical gender so it has nothing to do with girls, but it could in the right context. 😅

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    They need to speak American in America!

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