• @[email protected]
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      143 months ago

      Roughly 2000 years after someone was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if we were nice to each other for a change.

      • Douglas Addams
    • JackbyDev
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      33 months ago

      Jesus: You should sell all your possessions.

      Christians: Well when Jesus spoke about the eye of a needle what he really meant was…

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        3 months ago

        They should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus.

        Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn’t have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.