Not in the slightest

My woman and I enjoy kink immensely, and she enjoys pain, and being stretched to her limits, but it’s never “punishment”

It’s not about me having power over her at all.

Anyone who really understands kink knows that the locus of control is with the sub anyway

We just enjoy the kind of sex we enjoy, without worrying about how to label it

I don’t “punish” her, she’s never going to “punish” me, neither of us are subby at all. That’s not how our dynamic works

But jeebus, she puts herself through some shit in the throes of passion…

There’s no kidney!

It’s the heart and lungs with liver.

Kidneys aren’t used, but people often think it’s basically all the bits of offal

I still appreciate that it’s not for everyone, but it’s definitely worth trying

Haggis

They’re wrong, but I get it

Damn

This is what happens when idiots vote for populist morons who talk loudly about cutting “red tape”

Sadly, NZ as a society got what they voted for

Of course, it’s a fucking disaster, but hey, stupid people who were threatened by having an intelligent woman who was younger than them at the helm have now managed to stamp their petulant foot

And in doing so, shot the fuck out of it.

It’s the people who aren’t stupid and hateful who are dragged along that I feel for.

Ohhhhhh the irony…

People saying that reddit is a leftist echo chamber, when it’s

a) not “leftist” at all, but yanks have no idea what the Overton window has done to their world view

b) saying that nazis are bad will get you permanently banned and device blocked

Elmo has achieved his goals

Those scanners are a pain

A normal metal detector is fine, but if I go through a scanner my PA sets it off and I get patted and wanded. It doesn’t set off a wand, and I’m forever saying “wow, that’s weird, I have no idea what’s going on!” because they never tweak the end of my dick, as thoroughly as they may pat

Oh yeah,

It’s always a confession with this type of weirdo

Indeed

It’s an horrific prospect

It’s not you

I’m hoping that his big mac addiction means under four years, but I’m probably not that lucky

The same fuckers who own a good chunk of the US media (despite the stereotypes regarding who is holding the wheel) and were complicit in 9/11

Hmmm…

Elmo will obviously be OK with this, as will the rest of 'Murica, because corruption and apathy reign supreme.

There are yanks who care, but they’re a vanishingly small minority

Trump is too busy eating crayons to think about much else

He’s just excited about the thought of hurting the environment. He doesn’t know what the environment is, but he knows that the people he is afraid of care about it

Good!

It definitely is,

And I send it only to my woman

Not a pick-up line as such, and I don’t advise anyone doing this under most circumstances

I sent her a dick pic

It wasn’t an opener, we’d been chatting, and she asked for it

We already had a spark, and were flirting for a while

I stress, this was solicited, and I even sent her a link to a picture, rather than dropping it in her DMs, so she could still control whether or not she saw it

Anyhoo, it worked

We’re engaged now

It’s possibly my silliest video ever!

The goal is to feel nothing at all!

I’m not actually into sounding, I just like making funny content

It’s a masonry bit

I also went over it with some 1000 grit sandpaper to smooth out any potentially rough edges

Oh, I sit…

You don’t

They’re relying on people giving up, because the tsunami of shit is just too much

They need the American people to be like the elephant chained to a tiny stake from a young age

It has worked. You accept things that the rest of the world find bewildering and abhorrent, because you feel like there’s nothing you can do

You die from easily treatable medical problems so that people can make a profit

Your children get shot in schools, and nothing happens apart from parents buying bulletproof backpacks

People are actively supporting someone who will make their lives worse, because he encourages their hate and bigotry, so they love him for it

America is already broken

The civilised world despises you, but we also pity you.

Personally, I hate the fact that the millions of decent people get fucked by the whims of the stupid, the hateful and those who just want to make money without caring about the consequences