At work we somehow landed on the topic of how many holes a human has, which then evolved into a heated discussion on the classic question of how many holes does a straw have.

I think it’s two, but some people are convinced that it’s one, which I just don’t understand. What are your thoughts?

    • Monkeyhog
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      52 years ago

      Thats because you have weak-ass lips. Your mom could do it no problem.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 years ago

        My mom is dead… I asked your mom she said she sucks golf balls through hoses on the weekend as a warm up before hitting all the town glory holes