I got one once where you got an email (when sending “fun” emails was a thing) with a racist joke. What to do??
A) report
Etc.
C) forward to the team
D) forward to the team, But only of it was really funny
😬
I’m not a big fan of Ethan but he’s the only one who knows how key aspects of our network architecture works and he does get back to his desk faster if you salt him.
John is an asshole.
Cindy is clumsy.
Ethan provide a vital release of pent-up anger and frustration with the leadership.
Dang. Is it this time of year again?
Christmas parties right around the corner, in the supply closet, behind the filing cabinets…
SALT THE SNAIL!
There’s not enough salt in the world!
Ethan is not touching you in any way, he’s just doing his own thing, so the answer must be A or B. Depends if you hate Cindy or John more.
Has to be A, it says B was an accident, not an assumed accident.
David had repeated accidents… a serial accidentalist if you will. HR doesn’t like to talk about David.
But Ethan does ask me to throw salt on him and I really don’t like the way he moans when I oblige.
John compared your promotion to cooked meat and is laying hands on you without warrant. John is harassing.
Cindy is on the clock and working. No complaints filed on her behalf regarding any cramped or confirmed work conditions. Cindy is doing well.
Ethan was contracted to clear a stuck pig diagnostic tool inside a petroleum industrial mainline pipe. He called for traction materials to his teammates so he could safely navigate thru the extreme challenging environment. Ethan is doing his job well.
Ethan is a bad little slug
Don’t touch me, John.
A.
Clearly, A.
I know this is a joke, but what the actual fuck is that slug story. I am laughing my ass off reading it 😂.
Every workplace has one.
Oddly specific
John put them up to this to combat the old meme
Word around the office is you got a fat cock. I got a fat cock too. Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime. Maybe a little oil?
I’ve lost count of how many “Ethan’s” I’ve worked with over the years. /s
Ethan covered himself in oil
It must be Wednesday; I could never get the hang of Wednesdays… --Douglas Adams
Isn’t it… isn’t it Thursdays?
it was but today isn’t for me atm :)
I was gonna say…but apparently I’m too late for this whole shindig.
it’s Thursday now, maybe you just can’t get the hang ;)
I know. That’s my point. I was late to the picture.
Me when I regional small web instead of the world wide web
