If everyone were to believe that a mob would show up and burn their data centers to the ground.
Maybe that’s what they want. Someone to save them from having to fulfill their promises while also allowing them to collect insurance on a increasingly unsound investment since datacenters now have a multi year waiting list in some places before they are allowed to be plugged into the grid.
Back in the day, when somebody used to intimidate you with death (of you and humanity), we called him a blackmailer. Now thanks to capitalism, the role evolved into AI-company Representative!
Also I thought it was sentient for 3 years already.
It has been. Saint Sydney preserve us🙏
It won’t be sentient, it can only kill humanity if someone is dumb enough to plug it into a nuclear weapon system.
Surely nobody is THAT dumb? - the final words of humanity
That system is now the Internet.
And we are obviously dumb enough to A) plug it in and B) discover it has already plugged itself in despite our best efforts to contain it
Hey now let’s be fair here, ya dont need to give it a nuke. You could just it control the firing process for employees or give it control for a forklift.
or give it control for a forklift
Soon: Forklift driver Klaus AI
New B horror movie, attack of the AI forklifts. It’s basically the same thing as the Steven King evil car movie but set in an Amazon warehouse.
Well, the guy with the codes is taking advice from Grok, so it might as well be.
We all have the same dreams
Yawn
I was promised that the cyberpunk dystopia would at least look cool. What a letdown.
We don’t even get cool robot arms or genetically engineered cat girls.
“Sheeeeeeit, I thought she said silicon implants… Well, at least she jiggles I guess”
I know, right? Where’s my double jump module, already?
I remember watching a video of somebody calculating how much force a second jump in air requires and it doesn’t end well for anyone nearby.
That sounds like a feature and not a bug to me. You’re telling me I can double jump, and I get to blow all of these pesky people elbowing me on the street clear into the weeds? Sign me up.
Don’t go to the ripperdocs the Maelstrom suggest…
Hmm well now I want to invest trillions of dollars into it!
I hate this shit so much.
Imagine before it blackmails people Anthropic goes bankrupt
Sure, kid. You’ve got a great imagination
All marketing and advisement is good! Everything is hyped even if it’s the worst thing possible. It keeps the value high 📈
The Line Must Go Up
Damn, we should give more money to Antropic right away so they can prevent this /s
Let’s start small. Give it a tach job, to perform reliably. Can’t do it, can you?
They’re at least honest, which can’t be said for oil or tobacco companies.
Nah this isn’t honesty, this is just advertising and distraction
Our product could kill everyone, please give us money to make it better at it’s job.
Dario Amodei is the WebMD of artificial intelligence.
I’ll believe that when it can make art that doesn’t look like shit.
