• noodle (he/him)@lemm.eeEnglish
    2·
    1 year ago

    hypothesis: more than 90% of Tumblr screenshots can be made funnier by removing the last captured reply

    vulgarmaw: Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the world flaming? amulet-coin: YOU have obtained: 🔥x1; vulgarmaw: I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency

  • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    Subject: Fire

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road

    **no, that’s too formal.**

    Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.

    Yours truly, Maurice Moss.