• Scrubbles
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    02 months ago

    Why would I want to look at a dudes ass in third person for 120 hours?

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    2 months ago

    If a person plays as an opposite-gender character, it’s because they secretly wish to be that gender and are therefore trans.

    If a person plays as a same-gender character, it’s because they like looking at same-gender ass and are therefore gay.

    There are no other options.

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    If they somehow find a third option anyway, that just mean’s they’re a furry.

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      02 months ago

      On the one hand, this is funny. On the other hand, this is exactly the kind of humor that led to me repressing my gender identity. I feel so conflicted.

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        02 months ago

        That’s the neat part: you can’t repress your gender identity because ‘straight’ wasn’t an option!

        (Unless you actually are straight, but whatever – it won’t kill us to be the ones who have to just fuckin’ deal with it, for once!)

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        (Seriously though, my intent was to be funny in an inclusive way, not a repressive way. Apologies if I missed the mark!)