I always feel silly to be such a vanilla romantic. I don’t need much more than a snuggle and a little poop on my chest.
Sure, sure. Catch it, if that’s what you’re in to.
It’s the simple pleasures.
Ah, a Cleveland Steamer afficionado
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deer god
Did you just have this on hand, waiting for the perfect moment to deploy it?
I typed “deer god” into google
Well I just saved it to deploy anytime I see “deer god” from now on.
And when he came by, just snapped a photo?
What eldritch horror have u shown me
deer god.
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Deer God: what
Masterpiece
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That is the Forest Spirit from the movie Princess Mononoke. Wonderful movie if you haven’t seen it! Watches more like a Disney movie than an anime.
Imo comparing it to a Disney movie is even a bit disrespectful to that masterpiece of animated cinema. I do get what you mean. But it just has so much more heart.
Tangent: Who is the protagonist in that film?
Nobody. The film is about balance. Ashitaka spends the entire time trying to get better perspective and ask everyone to calm down.
Sen is stuck between worlds. Ashitaka is dragged into conflict.
Even Lady Eboshi is highly nuanced, caring for people and defending her clan, but she comes to a different belief about nature in the end.
The only baddie in my eyes was the emissary to the daimyo (or Lord, can’t recall), and he was just serving his master.
Well done!
I think Eboshi is actually evil, but she’s charismatically evil so it comes off different.
She allows her own people to be bombed, she abandons the wounded from her caravan, and she’s effectively tricked the lepers into working to death for her. She could have given up on the forest spirit many times, but left irontown under siege so she could have a chance at killing a god.
She only cares about her people so long as they’re empowering her. She listened to Ashitaka talk balance but the minute he went to enforce it, she tried to kill him.
Every time she apologizes and says she will do better, and people forgive her, but she doesn’t actually change her ways.
I think this is why Ashitaka ultimately stays in the town - To basically keep her on the path and to her word. (I don’t recall if he literally says that)
Yeah, being into feet isn’t inherently bad. But foot fetishists are always so damn creepy about it.
Toupee fallacy
Sure, but you won’t get guys at a bar trying to lure you onto pissing in their mouth or exchange Cleveland steamers. But most women have had a guy go straight to “nice toes”
honestly I’m just glad I don’t have a shit fetish
So many possibilities just flushed down the toilet…
Oh well. There they go. A shame I guess.
Anyway.
The duality of man.
It’s not a good day to have eyes
Omg, feet.
(i am asexual)
It feels like a blessing almost always.
When it doesnt is when someone wants nothing more than to fuck you and you’re like neat. Want to cuddle after I get you off? Because this dick ain’t budging lmfao
I don’t mean to offend you, but do you still feel non-sexual attraction towards a particular or both genders?
There’s a spectrum of Ace. I got one am a heteroromantic ace, and I’m a dude. So I am attracted to women romantically, but don’t want to sleep with them.
It’s a very frustrating combination that makes dating difficult.
So very true. People always think there’s something wrong with you.
If you dont mind me asking, is it all sex or specific kinds?
Ive found this is also me to a degree. Enjoy performing things for the partner, but anything done to me does nothing including PiV.
Difficult to find discourse involving this so Apologies if this is prying lmao
Cuddling and massages are pretty much where it ends with me. I was in a relationship for a while, but it didn’t work out timing-wiss with careers and locations. We still keep in touch and hang out a few times a year though.
Nice thing about an Ace breakup is there’s less sexual baggage attached to becoming friends again.
personally, it’s kinda hard to say? i have felt romantic attraction exactly once in my life, so i know i’m not fully aromantic, but also it’s only happened once so i’m probably on the aro spectrum somewhere
but yes, there are many people who are asexual but who still feel romantic attraction to others
(and of course, not all attraction is sexual or romantic, there is also aesthetic attraction for example (literally just when you find people pretty), which i do feel, my meme was pretty reductive all things considered, but then again it’s just a meme)
So I know with a rather high degree of certainty I’m ace, but I continue to have trouble untangling aromanticism from my aversion to people and mild paranoia.
Not OP, but typically asexual is perceived as not having any sexual attraction/having minimal sexual attraction to anyone, regardless of gender. It’s like the opposite of pansexual (attraction to anyone regardless of gender).
Everything is a spectrum of course, which is why people talk about the graysexual area, where you have some attraction but there’s extra things that make it not the “typical” experience of allosexuals (those who experience sexual attraction). Things like Demisexual (attraction only after having a close bond), Aegosexual (having sexual arousal and fantasies, but you don’t think of yourself in those fantasies), etc. These are all microlables to help people narrow down how they feel.
So if you have a distinct and noticeable sexual attraction to one gender, you probably are allosexual (straight, lesbian, gay, etc.). Note, however, that romantic ≠ sexual, and you can be asexual but only date men, or be asexual and date both men and women.
I think I just have a woman fetish. I’ve had “oh damn” moments with various body parts on different women over the years. Feet, hands, decolletage, ears, eyebrows… all sorts.
deviant
“I am a man that’s made of meat, While you’re on the internet, looking at feet”
“I’m subscribed to your mom’s OnlyFans
I spent five bucks a month to get pictures of her flappy giblets”
I kinda would rather be attracted to feet, if I’m honest.
I’d rather stay exactly the same tbh
It seems pretty great. There are a lot of cute people out in public with their feet visible, and if you stare at their feet, they’ll just think you’re shy.
it’s certainly cheaper
I oscillate between wishing I was attracted to basically everyone with every possible kink (outside of the unethical options) and no attraction at all.
Hot take: pansexual people are better off than people with a specific genital fetish.
I’m bi (specifically polysexual, but that gets confusing because its less well known and I’m also polyamorous) and my attraction to specific genitals is roughly equal to body morphology and a cute face’s importance, but I’m simply way less less picky about them.
I wish I was just as non-picky about the body morphology and cute faces. My romantic life would probably have been way more fulfilling at this point if that had been the case.
Kids. Thank god I’m not attracted to kids. Or animals. Anything else is fair game. Feet attached to a consenting adult are fine. Don’t see the big deal. I like to spit-shine the rusty sheriff’s badge, so why the fuck would I care if someone likes a boring regular appendage like a foot? 🤷
Unless there’s some angle to this non-foot people don’t understand? Like, maybe being turned on by feet is comorbid with an uncontrollable need to blast rope over any uncovered foot you see? Now that would suck.
I’m trying real hard to figure what a rusty sheriff badge is an allegory for
… OH
Tongue-punching the fart box
Chocolate starfish, leather cheerio, balloon knot.
I don’t know what a cheerio is but the others I can see. Thanks for clarifying
They’re great for breakfast!
This looks like what I would call a beignet, and indeed I can see the resemblance with the sheriff’s badge
Not a foot fetishist, eh?
But you did post a Sonic meme… sideyes
When I think fetishistic Sonic content, I think inflation and not feet.
Fella haven’t seen pretty feet yet.
As a non-foot guy, I’m curious what you think would turn me
Also all the shit the sonic freaks are into.
Surprisingly Sonic isn’t pregnant here.
yet
When I was born, god gave me a choice.
I said, “I’ll take the Autism, please.”
I couldn’t decide between 'tism and ADHD, god got frustrated of me and gave a bit of both. I wish I had known foot fetish was a choice (didn’t read through the list, obviously).
was too ADHD to read the list 😔
