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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world to You can't park there, mate@feddit.uk ·
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You can't land there, mate

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You can't land there, mate

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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world to You can't park there, mate@feddit.uk ·
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  • monogram@feddit.nl
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    Breaking: Elon Musk creating flying cars

  • \[DUMBASS]/@aussie.zone
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    I believe I can fly

    I believe I can touch the sky…

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      That’s not the sky, it’s the ground, but you’re falling heads down.

      Ok, autopilot off, it’s your crash now. Goodbye!

      • wewbull@feddit.uk
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        That’s not the sky, it’s the ground

        I wonder if it will be my friend.

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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          I’m certain you will be inseparable 💖

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    A first step towards reusable Teslas ?

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      Reuse as what? Trebuchet ammunition?

      • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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        I’m not sure how to explain it in english, but I was jokingly tying this piece of news to SpaceX’s efforts with landing rockets, which have been made so in order to be reusable, thus save money on every launch. It was meant as aburdist humor. In the event you did understand, and were in fact adding to my joke, please forgive me.

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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          I didn’t understand but tried to make another joke. Non native speakers unite! 😅

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            Native here, both your jokes made sense and were funny. Keep it up

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              💖

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        I wouldn’t sully a trebuchet with a tesla. We could use them for carrobalistae maybe

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          A tesla is perfect trebuchet ammo, imagine how pissed your local lord would be when he comes under assault from huge lumps of shit that self ignight.

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    That’s not flying. That’s falling without style.

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      It failed to miss the ground.

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    Shiterider tries out the new turbo boost feature.

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    24 days ago

    just parking anywhere these days…

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