I'll take a the government is collecting your nail clippings with a side of your fourth grade teacher was a vampire and has been hunting you ever since.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 days ago

BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world · 17 days ago

New teeth please

St3alth@lemmy.ml · 16 days ago

Yeah get me a dose of “no fucks to give” I’m running out of them

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 days ago

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 16 days ago

id like some existential dread please

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 16 days ago

The Jeopardy! question to the answer “42”.

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 16 days ago

No no no the government IS my nail clippings.

BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 16 days ago

Lemme get uhhhhhh

I’ll have uhhhh

I’ll take the hair growing out of you head contain your lost thoughts and memories, you gotta eat your hair to remember