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minus-squareGlytch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·3 months agoScream it at the seagull instead, act like a damn apex predator. Seagulls don’t speak human, you need to speak seagull.
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoReal apex predators pull out a glock.
minus-squareGlytch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoIf you grab a gull out of the air and scream in its face it’ll leave you alone
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months ago scream in its face We have tools for that: the Glock lol
Scream it at the seagull instead, act like a damn apex predator. Seagulls don’t speak human, you need to speak seagull.
Real apex predators pull out a glock.
If you grab a gull out of the air and scream in its face it’ll leave you alone
We have tools for that: the Glock lol