I’ve got no distractions. I play by sense of smell.

08 is an unreasonable birth year to have. You’re simply too young. Stop it.

Back in my skydiving days, I coached jumpers just off student status on their canopy flying skills. Everything from packing, to learning how to shoot accuracy. I even taught high performance landings, though I drew the line at hook turns.

While I was never known as “CanopyFlyer” at my home DZ, I was known as someone that a student could come to and get good safe coaching. A couple of my students are now doing it professionally and you’ve seen them in the movies. Although, their skills have far outstripped anything I’ve taught them. I’m proud to have least provided them a foundation that they could build on.

I end up explaining things about Canada a lot. Sometimes other things too, so “plus”. It’s how I feel like I’m not just a shitposter.

It goes back far enough it didn’t sound like a streaming service, at the time.

Sometimes I can be kinda pedantic

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy…

I saw a palmtree 🌴 and took a random number generator.

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Random name generators from World of Warcrack and EvE Online.

Well… it’s just a Finnish inside joke.

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I admire the coyote’s ability to adapt and survive, and like me it’s equally at home in the wild or in the city.

I like to go kayaking. Putting them in the water is called launching

I found a thumb in a soda can, won some compensation money