A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a “wankerchief” that guys could keep around and calling it a “Peter Patter”.
It definitely made me giggle far too much. It’s a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
When I’m at home I always wipe after pissing. While I’d take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men’s underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already.
Seriously? After I’m done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn’t be any stray drops if you’re doing it properly.
Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You’ll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That’s why I always use a toilet if I’m able to. And urinals are gross, there’s always splashback even if you can’t see it.
(No shade at you specifically btw, I didn’t downvote you)
A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a “wankerchief” that guys could keep around and calling it a “Peter Patter”.
It definitely made me giggle far too much. It’s a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
When I’m at home I always wipe after pissing. While I’d take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men’s underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already.
Seriously? After I’m done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn’t be any stray drops if you’re doing it properly.
Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You’ll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That’s why I always use a toilet if I’m able to. And urinals are gross, there’s always splashback even if you can’t see it.
(No shade at you specifically btw, I didn’t downvote you)
Im a dude and wiping with a single sheet of TP after peeing is a gamechanger Im never going back from.
Everyone doesn’t do this? My god… 😭
Ikr… We really gotta start teaching boys actual hygiene
Wat? Yall dont wipe? No suprise that all your stuff gets wet