"I said, ‘Sundar, I’m thinking of the Atlantic Ocean. Can you handle it?’
“‘No, no, no, this time I’m not doing it,’ he said, ‘Oceans are different, sir. They cover a lot of - really a lot of countries. Please don’t ask us to do that.’”
The US president later said he would “probably pass” and keep the name Atlantic, before saying, “We’re going to call it the American Ocean”.
There’s this, lusting over Republican candidate asses, and bragging about finding a giraffe in a kid’s drawing.
- No one around him is able to give him a filter to not say dumb shit that makes him look bad.
- Like 2020 election, he can’t lie his way about corruption/destruction of America (Covid management was bad) promising to undo it. So he has to talk about “nothing”.
Flexing on the world, for no gain, does show how cowardly and sycophantic that world is and continues to be. It’s still late stage empire behaviour and collapse acceleration.
epstein file reaction ocean. and the gulf of GHislaine.
let’s make a deal, any body of water he drowns in, we’ll name it after him
The Donald J. Trump Reflecting Pool.
The Donald J. Trump White House hallway toilet.
The Donald J. Trump hole 7 water hazard at Mar a Lago
I don’t suppose the WH runs on a septic system? failing that the nastiest pit of water is probably the sump.
omg! Donald J. Sump!
I love it.
hey, for all the secret service agents reading this… you could do the funniest thing.
To all the secret service agents reading this… just take one for the team.
I mean, no one would be surprised if he just waddled in.
The Donald J. Trump golden toilet.
As long as it’s fake gold, suits the doofus better
Any body of water named Trump better have a handle to flush.
Oh don’t worry. Sooner or later Trump will have a public toilet with his name on it, like the Thatcher one
Both toilets in our house will have plaques.
What else are 3D printers for?
I mean it fits, since an actual toddler can also drown in water that shallow.
Australian here.
We just named a memorial pool after our leader when it happened to us.
Not just the pool. We also named a Naval Comms Station after him.
Never been sure whether this combo of memorials was down to our culture’s perverse sense of humour, or just pragmatic future-proofing.
A map can have different names for the same thing depending on the country. Like baltic sea is “Ostsee” in german. Or the Atlantic sea is Atlantischer Ozean. This would really only be a translation entry.
Then it would be a geographical name change across dialects/variants of the same language. Also, most people who aren’t from Canada, UK or Australia choose “English (US)” because it’s usually the first option. Most people don’t think this far but also because the writing shortenings (“colour” > “color”) make labels slightly smaller and are easier to type.
No, it wouldn’t.
- English (normal)
- American (pedophile simplified)
Oh god, i hope he renames more things, so americans have their antiquated mesurement system, and a modernized geography system that no one uses except them.
The century of humiliation has commenced and it was self inflicted.
At least he gets the naming right. The South Park writers would have named it Atlantic America
Bonespurs gets cranky if his afternoon Diet Coke isn’t chilled enough.
Where I live, prices convert to 7.42 per gallon
Please do it…rename the sun.
The stellar body or the conservative rag?
Hopefully the rag. Then I can use America to clean up some shit
I’d be ok with either.
What an idiot, the Pacific is obviosly the superior ocean.
So true, and it’s name should be the Super American Ocean!
American Ocean (Left)
Well, he didn’t rename Lake Superior; he’ll probably call the Pacific “Superior Ocean” and miss the fact that this means the one bit will be America and the other bit Superior.
Canada should agree to name a Great Lake after Trump, and invite him to a big, gaudy ceremony to rename it to “Lake Inferior”.
I suggest it not be a great lake; we can tell him to make it great.
I’ve got the perfect suggestion for “Lake Inferior” - it’s a currently unnamed lake below the Crypt Lake trail in Waterton Lakes National Park in Alberta.
The specific ocean?
I mean, just say “yessir” and give him a
fisher pricemap with the name changed on it.Let the orange toddler have his toys.
Ah! the Eastern American Ocean.
And next will be the Western American Ocean.
Followed by the North American Ocean
I’m renaming The United States of America to Idiot America.
The Ulcered Sphincter of Arse-erica.
Aww. They deserve each other!
