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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 21 days ago

Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst.

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Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst.

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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 21 days ago
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    20 days ago

    This is the worst thing I have ever read.

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      19 days ago

      Don’t make me dig up the maggot post.

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      I don’t understand why this is being upvoted.

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        Lemmycels yearn for the return to their birthing ground

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      Shoulda blown up Earth when he had the chance.

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        I need North of The Border to make this in clay.

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    My Christ.

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      By Cthulhu’s Taint!!

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    I can not leave the house

    he is too smart

    he will not let me

    the morning squelching now fills me with terror

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    I bet trips the aquarium are a whole different experience for this weirdo.

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    Look I’m very sorry for sharing this but I’ve been told trauma is easier to overcome in groups.

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      Whoever wrote that shit should kill them self. I’m sorry for both our trauma.

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      at least put the nsfw tag on. There’s an nsfw picture on the screenshot after all

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      Don’t be, I found it quite funny.

      However judging from other peoples reaction marking it as NSFW seems reasonable.

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    it is a pleasurable experience for both parties

    Somehow I doubt that even if a person was depraved enough to attempt this, that it would be pleasurable for either party

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      Deep disagrees.

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        Boy, this can be read in two radically different ways. Perfect comment

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        I am begging you to tell me that you misread my comment

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          Never seen The Boys, eh? Deep is a character with abilities similar to Aquaman (ability to breathe underwater, communication with sea animals). He has an octopus girlfriend for a while.

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    deleted by creator

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    Got about halfway and had to stop reading. Don’t rape animals.

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      … You know that that is just some bullshit story that someone wrote, right?

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        No, but I’m gullible to a fault due to autism. It makes me feel better to consider that though.

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          I mean most murderers have probably already thought (maybe phantasized) of k:lling people before k:lling a person, so it’s valid I’d argue.

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          Hey having moral rules for fiction that you read is perfectly healthy too!

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          I regret reading it. It didn’t get better. You made the right call.

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      I agree, but I made it through the entire thing and Anon assured us that this is pleasurable for both parties.

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    Maybe im not as bad as i think I am.

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    Old but gold fucking horrifying

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    Sounds like a devourment song

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