For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!

That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”

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    using “he/she” to refer to an ambiguous party. just use they for fucks sake

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      18 months ago

      agreed for humans, but I do like calling cars/boats/bikes/machines “she”. makes me feel like a pirate :)

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        oh im not talking about that.
        i’m talking about quasi-legalese phrases like “he/she may […]” “if he/she agrees”, you know. the places where “they” would be both more grammatical and easier to understand

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          18 months ago

          I have been learning Spanish with Babbel and the

          El/Ella Compra

          Will never not sound wrong to me. El & Ella are two people, they Compran something they don’t Compra it.

          But They as a singular in English absolutely just rolls off my tongue, makes absolute sense, it is what I use.

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              08 months ago

              yeah, but its an ambiguity that can be picked at in legal settings. He/she makes it very clear that only singular person is being referred to

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                18 months ago

                Alright, that’s fair, they did specifically say legalese.

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                18 months ago

                I guess I found my hill:

                If you are worried about your sentence leaving ambiguity for your pronouns, then write a better sentence.