They’d be like chicken eggs but proportional to your size. It just happens regardless of if you’re planning to eat them or not. Taste would be very similar to chicken eggs.
Would rather stop the process. Your going to use more energy and resources creating them than you get back eathing them. You can’t sustain chickens on their eggs.
No.
Shit no. Chickens that peck at their own eggs have major problems, either psychological/stress or nutritional.
Maybe ask a woman what her period tastes like and after you get kicked in the nuts so hard they bounce off the roof of your mouth, you’ll know the flavor of reproductive material one way or another.
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Nah, doesn’t matter what your views are that’s a form of cannibalism.
People drink milk that they have to steal from another species but if you tell someone that you tried breast milk from a human, you are called weird or gross. I personally wouldn’t try it, but i find cow or whatever milk so much worse.
They call it gross because it’s a kink, not because it’s actually gross
I scrolled through the threat real quick and saw this compared to both cum and breast milk. But that’s not what this is. Eggs are what’s left over after the chicken doesn’t get pregnant. They are effectively a menstrual product. So instead of semen or milk, you should be asking yourself if you consume period blood.
Hmm… so the white is like the amniotic fluid and the yolk is a placenta…
Honestly if it came out as a nicely packaged chunk of nutrient dense meat in protein water I could see a world where they were a delicacy
well, chickens do, so sure… why not?
It would feel like an offense to the purpose of eating
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No.
If someone did id think them a MINGER!
It’s hard to picture, as a real human who grew up eating eggs and not laying them. Since the human race has always faced the threat of starvation, I expect the cultural norm would have developed a long time ago that eating your own eggs is perfectly natural and normal. A taboo against eating them would be a serious disadvantage during a famine. We would grow up with many cultural influences about the eggs. Religious texts like the bible would no doubt make moral pronouncements many people would follow without question. It might even be a political issue.
How do I delete someone else’s Lemmy account?
On somethingawful you could pay to have other accounts suspended, we need this.
We could make our own custard like the platypus
Probably
Do you eat your own cum now?
Occasionally ❤️
No. The net nutritional gain would be zero plus I hate eggs generally
I mean, hating eggs is valid, but as far as the nutritional “gain” goes, if you don’t eat them, you’re going net negative, and would have to eat something else anyways.







