you can joke and scoff at my cargo pants as long as you want, i’m not running out of inventory space if i find a great rock or fancy leaf.
Protip: carry a reusable bag within your main bag for added inventory space.

I present the belt of pockets! Has 7 pockets!
this monstrosity became necessary because I wear skirts often and those don’t have pockets.
Forklift certified. (✿◕‿◕)


BEHOLD! the Vest Of Holding, made and worn by me :3 it has SIXTEEN pockets!!! and many of them are huge military ones!!!
I’ve been outdone
What about pockets?
Cargo pants are amazing
Cargo pants and belt loop pouches.

couldn’t be me. I need to stay hatecrime ready.
so I’m always strapped.Why do you stay prepared to commit hatecrimes?
Read the otherway. As a minority, I am often the target of hate. Thus I am strapped to defend myself. BIPOC🏳️⚧️ shortstack. Getting picked on is my locale’s favorite tradition.
I guess I should’ve added a /s lol
no problem 😆
a gun holster probably counts as a single inventory slot
Nah, equipment is its own thing
As a man, it has been my privilege to wear at least 2 to 5 inventory slots in my pants on a daily basis, with an additional slot coming from my t-shirt on occasion.
As a man, I say just get a small backpack. I have little a military-style one. It’s nice.
Holds my wallet, keys, hand sanitizer, napkins, a bottle of water, mints/gum, lotion, sunscreen, lip balm, pen, pencil, deodorant/cologne, comb, lighter, knife, and gun. Everything I need to survive the day. And a tracker tag of course in case it gets lost.
What do you live in the wasteland or something?
Even pants without a slot if the waist is elastic you can roll it over your item to get a temporary slot.
Well if you ever land in jail, remember you ve got another hiding place… Works great to smuggle drugs or buttplugs.
My current jacket adds 5 more slots to that
I second that, but one of my wishes is to be able to go out without any bag and with nothing in my pockets. Especially with no ID.

Why dont you? I do it all the time when we go for a stroll around the neighborhood. Just carry a few poop bags for the dogs
I am an “immigrant”. The kind that you know by looking at. I haven’t been stopped by the police in years, but I’d hate to not have ID on me in case somebody decides they wanna have a power trip or be a man of duty.
By the way, I’m not in the US.
A great wizard uses what is at hand.
Like McGuyver.
It must be nice having cleavage, so you always have a place to put stuff.
Bag of canvas bags for virtually infinite inventory space.
My best purchase of the year was a backpack that can hang off my bicycle’s cargo rack. It adds +20 inventory slots, but without the carry weight penalty.
I keep meaning to get a cargo rack for my bike, do you know what the model of the bag is?
I have that too, it’s awesome. Incredible how few people I see with those! Super convenient.
wouldn’t it get road grime slung all over when the road is wet?
Not at all. I mostly cycle on city roads, asphalt. And the wheels have these thingies around the wheels, no idea what they’re called in English.
Fenders
The models I know of are made of an easy-to-clean looking material, so if they get dirty it shouldn’t be a big problem
That’s why I’m always strapped with 7 Fanny packs
Are you the Mom from the jokes?
Were they havin’ a sale down at The Gap?










