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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    deleted by creator

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Ultra consent.

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      Normal consent

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    Huh. Ya never think of vampires being big advocates of consent.

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      They only respect the consent of landholders.

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    Also you shouldn’t fuck what you eat…

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    No blood, no erection

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      “Iz not a wooden stake, iz just hanging there like blah, BLAH!”

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      Haha, vampire dick? Isn’t that why they drink blood though? Or is that just sustenance and not for biofunctions?

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        I’ve read a series where the vampires had to bite people to have sex… Apparently drinking blood raised their blood pressure?

        It didn’t start out as that kind of series, but after getting a few books in shit started getting weirder and I stuck around thinking it was going to get back to the fun storylines in this cool modern fantasy world with vampires and werewolves and wereleopards and guns and necromacy, but instead of going off the rails a bit and coming back, it turned into “Rails? Where we’re going we don’t need rails!”

        … I stuck around way too long before bailing.

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    Wouldn’t consensual sex explicitly mean that consent to cum inside is given?

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      Jesus no it fucking doesn’t.

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      I can consent to sex but that does NOT mean I implicitly consent to every single sexual action that exists. That’s why we have likes AND limits.

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      No. One does not presume the other. Even without condoms, unless it’s discussed beforehand.

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      Dude, how many unwanted pregnancies are you responsible for?

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      Seriously? Bruh. No.

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    Still a better love story than Twilight.

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    So, the woman just needs to say “cum in me?”

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      And if she’s having sex with Jesus Christ, she says cum unto me.

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    No no. It’s because vampires don’t exist.

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      Baloney. There’s plenty of blood sucking parasites pretending to be human.

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    Does consent under vampiric hypnosis count as consent?

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      No, just like getting her shitfaced doesn’t count.

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        Makes sense.

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    How convenient. Go for as long or short as your partner needs.

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    It’s always polite to ask anyways!

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      two of them if i’m correct

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