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John Pinette posted this.
God rest his beautiful, fat soul. Whassa matter Timmy, you no like it?!
What did you do after you left the all you can eat buffet?
We pretty much went straight home.
Mrs Simpson your underoath
Get your hand off my penis!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
Your honor, does this look like a man that has had all he could eat?
“Woooooooooo”
Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body
There was a really good buffet my family got to go to when I was kid in South Carolina. We didn’t think to ever figure out what the place was called but we always bring it up saying we should have at least taken a photo or something to remember what it was so that we could go back. Never did…
counterpoint, the best fried rice i ever et was ruined when they added a buffet to the restaurant. within a year all their food became overly greasy and they went out of business. i can’t stand fried rice now, i haven’t found fried rice anywhere that good. they ruined it for me. damn buffets.
Just don’t make it like Jamie Oliver
Don’t worry Google knows your location history lol
There might have been a reason for that
People going crazy over sea cockroaches
Hey, you don’t know how many shrimp it takes.
bruh
Rage, Rage against the denial of your bite
Eat the note while making eye contact with the manager, and then ask for more of those tasty notes because you haven’t had all of them that you can eat.