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minus-squareRagnarokOnline@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 months agoI do a band count before I start peeing into the toilet…. “A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four!” peeeeeeeeeeeee I then usually start singing a tv show theme song like Happy Days as I keep the flow going. Disturbed yet?
minus-squarethesohoriots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoIn my head I heard the count in from Billy Joel’s “A Matter of Trust” which made it all the better
minus-squareklemptor@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoI sing the alphabet in French.
I do a band count before I start peeing into the toilet….
“A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four!” peeeeeeeeeeeee
I then usually start singing a tv show theme song like Happy Days as I keep the flow going. Disturbed yet?
In my head I heard the count in from Billy Joel’s “A Matter of Trust” which made it all the better
I sing the alphabet in French.