The scientists that tested it can have it all for themselves, I’ll even give them a free pass to lord it over us cow milk drinking peons.
Three words: Roach Crème fraise
Creem Freeeeeeeeesh
Cockroach Creem Freesh!!
Iced roach cream made into a roach milkshake using even more roach milk, topped with whipped roach cream.
No bugger’ll drink it.
“Regrettably, it’s true, standards have fallen…” - Jackie Treehorn
(Who remembers that banger)
Holy shit Joe’s Apartment recognition in the wild? Never thought I’d see the day
A childhood classic for me
Cockroaches are mammals???
I think they mean roach milk the same way almond milk is meant
Almonds are mammals???
Does this mean we’re going to start breeding cockroaches for breast size?
we’ll have to start calling them titroaches.
I’m holding out for boobjobroahes.
why bother when oat milk is best milk anyways
Peamilk is better imo but nobody stocks it. I imagine something that sounds like “pee milk” is hard to market though to be fair.
Ever since I tried pea-based protein powder I’ve come to think that peas don’t make good drinks. Maybe I should reconsider…
never seen any but now im interested in trying it
I just wish it weren’t so expensive…
Can you cook with oat milk like you can regular milk? Like sub it in for sauces, or gravies, or whatever?
Absolutely, you just need to account for missing fat if the recipe calls for a significant quantity. I just toss in some extra vegetable oil to compensate.
Yep! Usually ratio needs a bit of tweaking for the recipe but it works for things ive tried
By itself, it’s not noticeably different than water. The flavor is subtle enough that anything will overpower it. It lacks (but not entirely) viscosity.
Coconut milk makes a superior gravy texture as long as the gravy is strong enough to hide the coconut. You can make sawmill gravy out of coconut, but you’ll need to add garlic, salt and pepper to hide the coconut.
None of the _____ milks properly work with eggs.
Cashew milk has a great mouthfeel but separates when heated.
All that said:
The plant-based heavy whipping cream you can get from MOM’s Organic Market will absolutely work in sauces, gravies and even whipped cream. but it’s full of stabilizers to make it happen (which i’m find with personally)
it’s not noticeably different than water.
That’s kind of what I was thinking. I’ve only had it a couple times though. Real milk thickens up and absorbs the flavors of the other ingredients when it’s heated. Didn’t seem like that would work well with the nut milks but I haven’t tried it so I asked. Others have said it works fine though so idk… maybe I’ll just get some and see what happens.
The production of oat milk doesn’t involve animal abuse so I’ll never drink it. Yuck!
Imagine how many cock roaches you need to milk to fill a glass
Almost sounds like we’d need an entire farm. Imagine the horrors of something like that
Just get a few fallout ones.
MMMMM radroach milk, tasty.
Don’t tell this to RFK Jr.
Too late, he’s balls deep already.
Mandatory for all public school meals if they want funding. RFK Jr milks the roaches himself to ensure the highest nutritional content.
We’re gonna need some bigger roaches! Yum yum!
I don’t care if it comes with a blowjob from Brett Buttler, I aint putting cockroach ANYTHING in my mouth.
disgusting little sewer dwelling vermin.
Men will find a way to say something gross about a woman in the most bizarre of contexts…
What exactly made you say this? This is a weird and rather inappropriate thing to say about someone…
- milk the roaches.
- roast the roaches.
- Grind the roaches.
- Drip them…
Delicious, low impact, home made drink!
Gotta suck on that cock
Roaches have nipples? Greg, I’m talking to you.
How do you milk them?
