c/Not The Onion?
The chain closed in October after its Lebanese owner, Roland Beainy, was arrested by ICE.
Ohh… c/Leopards Ate My Face it is then…
I guess I was lucky to snap a picture of it when still open for business.

Ugh, I’m just noticing the black-and-white tile pattern.
That tile work was on the building before it was converted. But it might have helped when they were selecting the location.
I’m not entirely convinced that this dude didn’t open up the joint as purposeful satire to make money off stupid MAGA cultists.
I would. You know how tempting it is to make some idiot trump branded piece of shit product and get MAGA to eat it up? These people are literally cultists just waiting to give you their money; and if pretending to be one of them on the surface makes me rich off their stupidity…hey…it’s tempting.
I’m almost sure that’s what happened here.
Oh my good it actually says “SS” doesn’t it?!
I laughed wtf?!?
Yup. These fuckers certainly aren’t shy. I’m disappointed no-one burned it down.
Subtle.
The One place I’m glad god raided
Even god’s sick of his shit
Overpriced burgers with “TRUMP” stamped on the bun. Why can’t I think of some grift like that? I could be making bank. Stupid conscience.
Yeah, but you’d also have to be dealing with Trump supporters all day, overhearing their trump-loving conversations, and telling you how excited they are that you’re running this business to serve them and the man they love, so … What price sanity?
Okay, yeah. THAT’S why I wouldn’t do that.
They look burned on, so they are possibly technically carcinogenic too.
They’re gonna give me crabs???
Don’t worry, your stomach acid will kill all but the most hardy and aggressive crabs.
Somebody took their jobs!

Jerbs.
I passed one of restaurants last week, they changed it from trump burger to president burger.
If “you are what you eat”, then Trump is President Burger.
Too bad they aren’t precedent burger
Signs for Empire Pizza on the old building were reported by KHOU 11 Monday, though it is uncertain whether the restaurant is open to the public yet.
I believe that building is cursed.

Some would say that it is… unnatural.
Next up: Totalitarian Taco Bar.

Isn’t that rear end of a British police car? Lol. You’d probably have had a better result photoshopping it yourself.
It is. The side looks kinda Spanish tho.
Also, one of the ice wankers is pissing on it.
The other wanker is watching the pisser!
The side does resemble an ICE vehicle, but yeah, I think it just sort of mashed some things up and got things wrong there too.
Probably not worth the effort…
So glad you burnt just a teeny but of our planet down for a shitty picture.
Totally fucking worth it bro, who needs real leopards when we can “make” pictures of them with AI?
Oh fuck off with this shit. Do you say the same about people using electricity to run their graphics card when playing a game?
We use electricity everyday for frivolous shit. That’s clearly not your problem here.
I guess @[email protected] doesn’t know that you can host GANs on your own computer to train models and generate images on your own system for the same electrical cost associated with playing a video game.
Clearly the energy and fuel is better spent sending a photographer and actors to a place with leopards for a meme. Without paying them for their time of course.
Bro I’m not the one that wasted a shit load of water just to generate a stupid picture. Don’t be a weirdo
I can generate this kind of shit on my own pc and it doesn’t even go past to solar limits of the house. Idk what the datacenters use water for but doing it at home doesn’t, unless maybe in power generation where there is no solar or wind.
No but you probably did to enjoy a steak or streamed a video. Don’t be yourself Alan.







