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Microwaving newborns is generally frowned upon.
But if you never truly sin, you render Jesus’ sacrifice meaningless. Make it count!
I think Jesus is too scrawny to properly render.
Seriously.
Sous vide those suckers for better texture!
Through Jesus all things are possible
Spawncamping aint cool bro
I feel like this would be classed as an ‘Unsportsmanlike conduct’ by the offense, resulting in an automatic bye into the afterlife.
Damn, this is dark like that overcooked puppy in my microwave.
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Least confusing Christianity lore
Oh mate, may I introduce you to the Magdalene Laundries?
A formal state apology was issued in 2014, and a compensation scheme for survivors was set up by the Irish Government, which by 2022 and after an extension of the scheme had paid out €32.8 million to 814 survivors.[4] The religious orders which operated the laundries have rejected appeals, including from victims and Ireland’s Justice Minister, to contribute financially to this programme.[5]
Shocking. /s
Fun fact: Everyone goes to purgatory when they die. You don’t see the sorting hat to be placed in Heaven or Hell until the rapture.
I mean, not that any of it is true, but the rapture shit was made up way later than the “original” text. It’s fan fiction essentially.
The common description of what the rapture is, is what came later. The bible does indeed talk about armageddon and the return of Jesus Christ. The idea people are just gonna be pulled into the sky is the non-biblical part.
Well yeah, I’ve read the majority of the King James bible. I guess you could count me as a Christian for several years, because I was in a church until I wasn’t forced to go. Revelation is definitely the most interesting part that was included in that version.
For my branch(es) of evangelicalism growing up, purgatory simply wasn’t a concept.
Purgatory was one of the big issues that started the Protestant reformation in the first place.
Bunch of hell-bound papists in this thread, got it. For what it’s worth, I’ll speak up for y’all with the big guy, but…I don’t know that he’ll listen. You know, in light of everything.
average double Predestination enjoyer.
LOL. The Catholics have their issues, but I’m not sure the Evangelicals have much room to be criticizing. You know, in light of everything.
Hey, potatoes are pretty awesome
I’m such a degenerate, I saw evangelicalism and thought it was a religion for neon genesis evangelion.
yeah but like, would time flow linearly there? why doesn’t God just keep the souls on ice and thaw them when ready?
Purgatory isn’t a place, it’s a process. You go through purgatory, not to purgatory. It also helps to think of the afterlife as more of a state than a place, existing outside of time.
Depends on the denomination, I think. Dunno about others but for Orthodox Christians the soul goes to heaven(or gets to be judged by God, actually) after 40 days because that’s how long Jesus took to ascend after his death.
Climbing stairs for 40 days sounds like its own hell.
Not according to Catholic lore
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Classic noob mistake, sucks to suck
Ghastly business, that.
Good thing Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory don’t exist. 🤷♂️
Childrens Limbo
AFAIK it has been retconned.
How low will they go
Hate it when someone new gets a hold of the lore and has to change it up.
I finally got the rules for Catholicism 6th Edition.
And you know that all they did was reshuffle tables and remove the index so that you subcribe to the online reference.
Fucking Disney at it again!
Barry?
