Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.
That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Well, it IS a joke. They’re a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
I mean, people like that would be funny, if they weren’t also causing real lasting damage.
Happy cake day
eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah… Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
just say the 🥚 emoji to them
this totally doesnt already mean something
In other words: a totally normal kid
Quickly, drug him!
but not the weed!
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what’s best for you)
Oh, we don’t do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Why not? We’re not billionaires.
Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?
Edit (I reread this) I’m also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴☠️ and might have parents that could post bail
Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew’s age.
It can be damaging, but not as much as weed can. also depends on the type of porn. If it was some vinella stuff, probobly going to be OK, if it was some more heavy alt stuff, time for therapy.
Generally the type doesn’t matter. The age of exposure does, but the type doesn’t.
As for weed, whataboutism isn’t helpful.
So you would say that if he was jacking it to a chimp using a frog as flesh light just as bad as some white bread mofos filming their sexy time just as bad? You sure that kind of porn don’t matter?
There is no what aboutism with weed, he is too young. 25 min age for weed should be the standard.
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
That’s better.
Rehance, Dehance, and drop out
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Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
Stew that blind child for one day, recipe.
1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.
1 day blinding stew
“Whelp, can see so I can’t do chores or homework. Might as well goon the time away”
That kid probably.
Also, If the internet was a thing when I first started to crank it, I would have had carpal tunnel by the time I was 18 😂🤣.
Wait… Bro, you’re punishing him… For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
He died for your sins.
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the ‘Hub’, that will show him.
That’s supposed to be a punishment? They’re letting him brag
I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.
I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He’s got it figured out.
From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
Living his best life.
That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
This kid will be alright
