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Looks like the lettuce won.
Can someone drop the text so we don’t have to deal with the paywall or login wall or whatever? I want to know why she was ousted.
President Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired Friday, after less than a week on the job, according to three people familiar with the matter.
Neither the White House nor Ms. Zacharia responded to requests for comment.
That’s anticlimactic lol
The question now is who is the next Trump bimbo to get the job? Why not Ivanka? What she’s doing these days?
When the conditions are right the bimbos just emerge, as if coalesced from the ether.
She’s accidentally sparking revolution in Albania
Stephanie Miller will be the next press secretary
in short :
President Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired Friday, after less than a week on the job, according to three people familiar with the matter.
Ms. Zacharia had gotten off to a bumpy start with her first and final press briefing on Tuesday, in which :
1- she largely read off a script and
2- (she) ended questioning after just three queries (were addressed to her).That was followed by an onslaught of headlines about whether she had misrepresented herself as a lawyer — the president called her “an attorney” — despite failing her bar exam.
That was quick.
Are we only counting business days? That would be about ~.45 moochies.
She didn’t even last half a Scaramucci.
I’m sure they’ll find someone with the highest standards and preeminent qualifications for the job.
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At this rate they are going end up with Stephen Miller in a blond wig and huge tits.
Kristi Noem’s divorce attorney has entered the chat
That motherfucker should have never been let out of that cave!
He could get some bimbofication tips from Kristi Noem’s husband!
That’s what he & Kash look like off camera most of the time.
I wish, he’s so repulsive he might wake some of them up
Him losing the lipstick in the 4th panel and getting it back in the 5th fucked me up NGL.
LOL. Dear god.
I still cannot believe the before and after pictures of her, though. Hooooooly shit.
This is a masterpiece
Gee i wonder what the next fascist spokesbarbie’s gonna look like.
Well, we all know what she’s gonna look like… he certainly has a type.
LOL
She was so excited at that press conference, saying how happy she was to be working for Trump.
I’m so pleased that this probably broke her heart. For the rest of her scummy life, she’ll always be remembered for being one of the most incompetent people among the the most incompetent people ever in the history of the US government.
Not sure if she’s capable of understanding any of this if you factor in the Dunning–Kruger effect.
Nothing not funny about this.
You cannot do a whole-ass head of lettuce with this administration. Pre-chopped bags from the recall left open on the counter is the only fair fight.
So diarrhea lettuce.
