John Oliver would have a field day.
Lmao do it you stupid fuck
That’s what people said to Trump
I’d love to see Foghorn Leghorn take his “aww shucks” southerner bullshit west and north. Texas and Oklahoma will love him but thats it.
You’d be surprised. Northern Cali, Idaho, a lot of the rural parts in western states eat that kinda shit up.
He’s running
“On my side of the aisle, if a bunch of goobers run, and I think they’re goobers and one of the goobers might win, and I think I could do a better job, I would consider running,” he said. “But right now, I’m running for re-election.”
They all just want to join late so they can say “I don’t want to run, but you don’t have a good option”.
There’s just gonna be 20 of them saying it at once. There’s too many different groups, the party won’t coalesce around one person after trump
They’ll rally around the most terrible person they can find.
As is tradition
He’d make a fine Reverse Clinton.
Foghorn Leghorn? The Rhodes scholar that went to Oxford and now cosplays as a backwoods hick who somehow just wandered into DC?
You silly man Trump will be on the ballot for 2028. The constitution says he can’t but Trump will just run anyway.
I don’t think he’d win 2028 but I do think he’s going to just run anyway if he’s still alive or doesn’t get impeached and removed.
He’ll win because Elon fixed it so one vote for Trump counts as three.
This is the trump 2028 effect. Only the lowest quality candidates will throw in.
CSPAN is going to have to hire an interpreter so they can broadcast his speeches in English. Dude sounds like a drunk Foghorn Leghorn.
That dude is blinking his eyes a disturbing amount.
Anyone know morse code? I think he’s saying “Help I’m being controlled by an alien that’s living in my ass”. But it could also be “Timmy fell down a well”… i’m not sure at this point.
you could be onto something, like that parasite that eats the fishes tongue and becomes the fish tongue it’s controlling what he says and why his slurs his words
I literally LOLed when I read that.
I’m just a simple hyper-chicken from Ox, I say Ox-ford
bagok
But I say the world is full
peck peck
The world is
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The Wurld is just fulla
ooh juicy one here
peck
Fulla goooooobers!74 years old…
Finally some new blood
