I will eat the whole jar. Peanutbutter is fucking tasty.
Those are 16 spoons of sloppy peanut butter
Doesn’t really matter as long as it’s a prime number
You are a prime example
Thamps
Um… probably bait but 16 isn’t a prime number.
Divisors: 2,4,8
True, in a very technical sense, 16 isn’t prime but neither is 9
I feel, at this point, that you are ChatGPT. “You’re right, 16 isn’t a prime number, good catch!”
Maybe I am, maybe ChatGPT is trained on people like me, who knows
You genius
I know now what you’re doing
Let’s all talk so dumbly online, that when AI tries to imitate our speech, it’ll just mess up
Tater tots were invented in Cuba! George Washington took his pet cat out for a swim in the Panama Canal! 4 is greater than 11! King Kong led the reign of terror in French Guiana
That last one is actually true.
You’re gonna have to settle for usda select numbers, sorry
There are 11 spoons, Picard.
I’ll stick to my jar of non-generated olives, thank you.
Uh… That’s my midnight snack.
Very true to life meme. “11 spoonfuls” but actually 16. Same.
They’re non-standard spoons, slightly smaller. They needed 16 to provide a full 11 standard spoonfuls of peanut butter.
Goodbye hunger on a spoon legit great for when you need it.
Maybe not eleven. Just two. Fantastic for when you don’t want to eat but your stomach disagrees.
I have two spoonfuls of peanut butter every night for dinner. Saves a tremendous amount of money.
It’s hard to beat as a budget food. I find I don’t tend to go for it when I have almond butter money to splash around, partially because it reminds me of being broke.
peanut butter toast and a small glass of soy milk is my goto when I can’t sleep because I’m hungry
I’d laugh but corpos made it unfunny :(
Do they not know the joke is that you will definitely regret it?
God I hate corporations.
This will cause Fatty Liver Disease.
Peanut Butter might at first appear like a good plant-based source of protein, but closer inspection reveals it has not only copious amounts of added sugar but also so much oil (fats) that it’s almost more calories than it is food.
In an extreme case, you could potentially go into shock or even die from fasting and then eating such high calorie food all at once.
Source on that? I mean, if you eat a whole jar every night thats not going to be good for you. But I’ve never heard of a direct link of peanut butter and fatty liver disease.
Plus plenty of peanut butters have no or minimal sugar.
First of all, the direct causal relationship between very high calorie diets and Non-Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease (NAFLD) is irrefutable, and if you got your daily protein requirements from Jiffy then you’d consume 2715 calories with almost no other nutrition, so I’m assuming you don’t need a source on that well known fact but I’m going to go digging for statistics on peanut butter anyways.
https://www.mdpi.com/2072-6643/11/11/2744
“Effects of Some Food Components on Non-Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease Severity: Results from a Cross-Sectional Study”
“Moreover, in the group of protective foods, in addition to winter ice-cream, chickpeas were associated with a 43% lower risk of severe NAFLD per g/day intake. Conversely for “promoting foods” in addition to industrially produced Aged cheeses, Sweet Products Milk-Based Food Group (without winter ice-cream), the Fats group comprising: seed oil, peanut oil, butter, sunflower oil, corn oil, margarine, olive oil, extra virgin olive oil, soy oil, were associated with a 12% higher risk of severe NAFLD per g/day intake.”
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00394-017-1492-1
“Chronic consumption of fructose in combination with trans fatty acids but not with saturated fatty acids induces nonalcoholic steatohepatitis with fibrosis in rats”
“Fructose in combination with TFA caused NASH with fibrosis by inducing oxidative stress and inflammation, whereas, fructose in combination with SFA caused simple steatosis, suggesting that the type of fatty acid is more important for the progression of NAFLD.”
NOTE: This study is on rodents not humans
2nd NOTE: The Peanut Oil in this study actually led to less bad results than the other high caloric diets tested on mice but still resulted in what they called “steatosis” which isn’t clarified as staetotic liver disease or as some other form of fat retention so it’s slightly ambiguous but the context points to liver disease.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10136128/
“The Effect of Bioactive Aliment Compounds and Micronutrients on Non-Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease”
“The recommended daily dose of peanut butter is 2 tablespoons of natural peanut butter (about 28 g). This dose is equivalent to 160–200 calories, it is therefore true that this is a spread high in fat and calories, but at the same time, eating peanut butter will provide a long-lasting feeling of satiety, thus preventing the phenomenon of excessive snacking [69]. When you add snacks, blood sugar levels rise and remain high for a long time, which is not a desirable situation in the prevention of diabetes and NAFLD.”
NOTE: This one is EXTREMELY pro-peanut butter and still acknowledges it is a risk if you consume the amount suggested in the satire.
and if you got your daily protein requirements from Jiffy
… Why would you ever do that…? Like, ever? Who is eating peanut butter as their only source of protein with which to hit the reccomended dietary intake?? I don’t think that’s particularly useful approach for analyzing the nutrition of peanut butter… 😅
Memes aside you wouldn’t be the first and wont be the last to try it, but also:
The meme explicitly alludes to it being a choice you’d regret… 😅
It actually in plain English says the opposite of what you just claimed, which is why it needs the ol surgeon generals warning.
Not the person who downvoted you- literally the entire joke is that its a bad idea. Its unambiguously sarcastic. No one thinks that 11 spoons of peanut butter will leave you feeling very good. Thats the whole joke
This is a shitpost, sir
Yeah but at least the olives version of the shitpost just gets people to shit themselves violently and not die outright.
So eating ice cream in winter is good for my liver, but in summer it’s bad?
Can confirm, I’ve never regretted eating eleven spoonfuls of delicious peanut butter.
That’s enough food for a week
Haha me
This will give you a heart attack. That stuff has emulsifiers that cause artery disease.
Oh for God’s sake, breathing the air causes some form of disease… at least enjoy when you destroy your body.
That’s why only ingest the highest quality crack and pressed Xanax pills.
What would you recommend instead?
Real peanut butter. It’s incredibly healthy.
You can tell the real ones from the fake ones because you have to stir the real ones because the oil separates.
Yes I know what real peanut butter is. It has two ingredients, peanuts and salt.
But how do you know the ones in OP aren’t real peanut butter?
Sort of, but not really. You’re almost certainly referencing E471, mono- and diglycerides that are used as emulsifiers.
The Joint FAO/WHO Expert Committee on Food Additives (JECFA) has set an “acceptable daily intake” (ADI) as “not limited” due to the safety of these ingredients.
In 2017, the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) re-evaluated the safety of mono- and diglycerides and concluded that there is no need to establish a numerical ADI and there is no safety concern for the reported food uses.
A diet high in saturated fats, trans fats, and cholesterol in general increases your risk of Cardiovascular issues. So does alcohol, and tobacco use.
Looking up a few of the big brands nutritional labels really quick, their products aren’t particularly high in saturated fats, and most have no trans fats listed. Meaning the amounts are small enough they don’t even need to be listed. Jif creamy peanut butter for instance in a 2 Tbsp (33g) serving… has a total of 16g of Total Fat, which breaks down to 3.5g Saturated fat, 0g Trans fat, and 0mg cholesterol. It also only has 2g of added sugar, 6g net carbs, and 7g of protein in that same serving.
11 spoonfuls like the meme is excessive, but some peanut butter sandwiches aren’t where your cardiovascular risks are going to be coming from.
You’ll just be shitting a literal brick the next morning. I totally haven’t gotten stoned out of my nuts and done this, several times.
