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What's your favourite technical/scientific joke?

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What's your favourite technical/scientific joke?

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

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Johnny was a chemist

Johnny is no more

What Johnny thought was H2O

Was H2SO4
- Thrawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  I always preferred this one in the format of
  
  Little Johnny drank
  
  But he said drink no more
  
  For what he thought was H2O
  
  Was H2SO4
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  Can you explain this joke? They’re both transparent but sulphuric acid “burns” you. Is there something else?

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