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Does women’s laxative have no effect on men? 🤔
I imagine if it’s not just marketing it’d be a slightly lower dose to account for differences in average body mass
I took this as a guy cause there was nothing left in the house and I had a period
Was it brown?
A chemist walks into the store he owns… and he sees a woman, leaning up against a wall near the counter.
“What’s wrong with her?” he asks his assistant.
"She was sneezing and needed allergy medicine, " explains the assistant, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold her a bottle of laxatives instead.”
“WHAT?” bellows the chemist. “You can’t treat allergies with laxatives!!!”
“Of course you can,” replies the assistant, pointing at the woman. “Look at her, she’s too scared to sneeze now!”
You know how you sometimes walk into a public bathroom and just mutter “what the hell” while walking slowly backward? That’s how those whoopsie doodles happen.
I refuse to use a pill bottle labeled for women. Not because of any fear of using women’s products, but because of the pink tax. I bet that bottle costs a whole dollar more than a generic laxative.
brand name checks out
Don’t worry, illiterate people wouldn’t reach for either of those, because they have no idea what’s in either of them.
Serious question: what makes a laxative a “women’s laxative”?
It makes you take a shit, but like in a cute way.
probably more atuned to a woman’s body than a man’s
You can’t have the definition of a word contain the word to describe itself
Salty
ok
They’re referred to as birds for a reason
Pink bottle
What happens if a man takes it?
pregante
gregante
A random woman shits her pants.
Instant transition
They put estrogen in the laxatives now? The liberals really got busy after the midterms.
Well it’s common knowledge that women don’t poop and men do… So he might implode as a side effect.
Well, considering these are women’s laxatives, I suppose that would be considered theft
They shit glitter
And it costs twice as much.
Can’t complain about allergies while shitting your guts out
Why is there a specific women’s laxative?
✨targeted marketing✨
(It’s the exact same price and active ingredients, just pink)
It’s the “gentle variation?”
My wife will be the first to say that if she is constipated, she doesn’t want “gentle variation”. She wants a Niagara Falls.
I see we are making pointlessly gendered laxatives now.
pink tax
My wife was making banana bread and a similar disaster was waiting to happen as the Cinnamon and Cumin are sold in nearly identical-looking containers. The inevitable happened and we ended up with banana bread that tasted like it was seasoned with taco seasoning!
When I was a kid I made dinner and used dessicated coconut instead of breadcrumbs in the meatballs by mistake
We had that happen with cinnamon and ginger. They had both almost the same colored packaging and the color of the spice itself also didn’t differ a lot. We needed ginger for the recipe and ended up with cinnamon. It wasn’t completely ruined, but it was more like something to get it over with while eating instead of enjoying it.
Stool loudener
