A tallboy, some boner pills, and a clean t shirt.
6 pack of beer, snus (tobacco, not the white nicotine pouch shit) and salted peanuts. Buy something for yourself too, on me.
Thanks for asking! I would appreciate a decaffeinated latte macchiato with lactose free goat milk.
If you could grab me a snack wrap, that’d be awesome bruh!
Can I get one abolition of hierarchy, one abolition of borders, and some fries?
Getting rid of hierarchy, I can do that with eugenics and CRISPR modifications to the common human genome, it’ll take a few centuries and change everything we are including what makes us human and will probably make humanity go extinct but hey I’m on the way to the store anyway.
Do you happen to be the person who sold me that monkey’s paw a while back?
Do you have a receipt?
I’m sorry your receipt is cursed.
A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino
Let me know if they have any will to live in stock
They were all out of it, too. :(
A pack of Dunhill fine cut blacks, a 40, and a dozen of my scratch-offs. thank u baby ill get u back
Sprite but only if you’re getting one otherwise I don’t need the calories
Camel crush menthol and whatever the cheapest beer is
I need one yellow thumbtack.
Oddly specific
Well, it’s not like I would need a green one. LOL
Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?
Just a 5th avenue thanks!
When I worked in the auto industry they always said hookers and cocaine. I always said Skittles
Need some chicken breasts and thighs








