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It always happens when I’m wearing white. Shit gets stained too fast
i swear white clothing is a magnet for tomato foods
Hydrophobic clothes sounds like a cool idea, but a pain to wash I bet.
Nice
If you wash things that have been treated to be hydrophobic, eventually it’ll wear off so you have to reproof it. If you ever wonder why an old waterproof jacket is starting to let water in, it’ll be because you’ve washed it
Mine just says wash normally. I imagine it will eventually stop being so hydrophobic, but everything wears out
washing machine : don’t be such a hydrophobe
Me with a muffin or cupcake. Crumbs everywhere.
Me eating pho
Pho q.
It’s also arguably better without the caption at all
I never understood the need of the whole "nobody"caption
I think it was originally a shorthand to say “nobody asked for this to happen”, but now it’s a monkey-brain neuron-activation type thing that OPs can do to scream at other users “THIS IS A MEME”
It’s like the misuse of the POV, which should have remained what it is, the bad kind of porn where you don’t see the guys hairy ass as he pounds away at the chick
It’s like a laugh track for memes. Yeah it’s not really funny, but now people HAVE to laugh.
honestly by now my brain filters it out. i had to go back to the original post to play spot the difference for a second
My brain can’t filter it out, it just gets mad. Like when I’m filling up my car and there’s ads at the pump. My partner filters them out and I’m like “AAAAA I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT TIKTOK LEAVE ME ALONE PUMP”
Well you see…
Nobody:
Whole internet:
Nobody:
Here’s a meme:
Removed everything but the most essential elements:
Nobody:
A Very Big Fan: It’s also arguably better without the caption at all
I can tell the future based on what color of shirt I wear. If I wear a white shirt, I know I will probably eat spaghetti or pizza that day.
That’s why I refuse to wear white, I put on a white shirt, turn around and there’s a new stain on there somehow.
Nobody nothing?
My wife
Nobody:
Nobody:
Hawaiian shirts are great for this
It’s just called “customizing” if you wear paint splatter patterns.
kitchen camo?
That’s how you know it tastes good.
she cute
I also cum blood sometimes
It’s like I’m eating with an egg beater.