I’m talking like Ursula or the French spider from from James and the giant peach. Don’t give me some conventionally attractive humans (though humans are totally allowed) please.

Personally mine was Goldie from Rock-a-doodle. I probably watched that movie 100 times on VHS as a kid.

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    Okay, hear me out, it’s not what you think! More power to those who have, but I swear I’ve never even dressed like a cat.

    But I mean goddamn gurl…right? Guys?

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        Definitely. Also possible that having sex in grass sometime would blow my mind in ways I couldn’t comprehend.

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          I have had sex in tall grass and I can tell you it wont blow your mind.

          There a lot of sex locations that look/sound good but really just suck. It’s like shower sex or beach sex. It can be hot, but it’s much more likely for it to interfere with the sex having in some way.

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            Besides, the tickling and scratching and poking of the grass isn’t really helping with the mood. Or the ticks. Or those random small rocks and/or roots and/or dried rabbit shits.

            Or that one group of crows intently watching you from the tree close by and laughing at you

            • @[email protected]OP
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              Yeah outdoor/nature sex certainly has its downsides. Still fun though. Just not as comfy as a good old fashioned mattress.

          • ivanafterall ☑️
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            What can you tell me about coquettish lionesses? Are they as soft and smooth as my friend has imagined?

            • @[email protected]OP
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              You know in all my sexual conquests I forgot to hit up a lion. I can’t help you there unfortunately.

              • ivanafterall ☑️
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                No implication intended. I’m not a bad guy. I would never fuck a lioness that didn’t want it, but that’s just the thing. Everything I know about them leads me to believe they’re jonesin’ for it, but I’m not a biologist.

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        sigh feminine, adventurous, brave, funny, clever, good with children, gentle, moral and those eyes man, those eyes did things to child-me that still make adult-me smile.

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      I’m not a furry but do they claim that was the first one? Surely there must have been something before that …

      Still a good pick.

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        I’ve generally heard the origin explained as coming from an offshoot of the general scifi community in the late 70s to early 80. There are a lot of animal people in sci fi (things like aliens designed after animal people, or stories about animals given human traits and characteristics, or people being spliced with animal dna), and fantasy stuff which has a related audience, and some people particularly liked that trope.

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    EVERY REPRESENTATION IN THIS GOD DAMN THREAD IS CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS GAME WORMS.

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            Fine, I’ll just quote from the blog hosting that photo (checks notes…catholicfootnotes.com, wtf?):

            The very existence of such a creature raises pressing questions, some practical (life application) and others more scientific or theoretical (as G.K. Chesterton once said, “every question is a theological question”). Life application questions might include: Does this thing swim near the shore? Might I encounter the Blobfish on my next tubing adventure? Would the Blobfish survive in my massive aquarium? More (or less) scientific questions might be: Is that a nose? Is the Blobfish nearing extinction? Does the Blobfish live near the bottom or top of the oceanic food chain? And the question everyone is asking: What’s up with those lips?

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          Poor depressurized deep sea fish. That thing is dead from being turned inside out from the vacuum pressure of being hauled out of the ocean. They don’t look like that until we do that to 'em.

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        There have been a few in here, but the real “hear me out”s are Few and far between.

        Someone mentioned Hexxus from Fern Gully (a tar monster voiced by Tim Curry), or the Hydra from Hercules.

        I still think it holds true that men’s HMOs are conventionally attractive women (Jessica Rabbit, Tinkerbell, Gadget). Women’s HMOs are things like The Brave Little Toaster; the dog monster from The Thing; and the abstract concept of ennui.

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          I’m sure there’s a psychologist that has something to say about the general trends between the genders on this topic.

          Why are women more attracted to abstract things that may not resemble as man at all while most men require that they at least vaguely resemble a woman?

          Who knows.

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            Because the patriarchy conditions men to be awful to women, and women to be nice to men. Women are more likely to develop resentment towards men and look elsewhere for their tastes.

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              I would argue instead that while patriarchy encourages people to overvalue oversexualized beauty in women, and does encourage men to be dipshits towards them, that would cause women to overvalue kindness and gentleness in their non threatening, masculine related fantasies. Maybe I’m overgeneralizing, but I am thinking of Bandit Heeler, or that fucking toothbrush

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          men’s hearmeouts are conventionally attractive women. women’s hearmeouts are unconventionally attractive enbys. enbys’ hearmeouts are conventionally unattractive men

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      Just spill it, you kinky freak, what is it? Fat cartoon animals? Differently-abled Schoolhouse Rock puppets? This is a no-judgment zone (speaking only for myself, mind you).

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      I mean, it depends on what convention you’re attending.

      Like… Are we at the furry convention? In which case, yeah I agree.
      Some of these are pretty weak, but still valid imo because it’s specifically asking for ones from your youth; the start of your freak journey

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      the “hear me out” treadmill that eventually devolves into buildings and food

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    Ok, hear me out…:

    Ash from Sing

    (Yes, I know that’s substantially newer, but the only alternative I could think of from my actual childhood is Jessica Rabbit or the original Ariel)

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    There was something wrong here, but the… right kind of wrong.

    Looking back, those times were an incredible desert of of titillation compared to the desserts of today.

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    Main girl fairy from Fern Gully. There’s a ton of others but can’t be bothered to look them up, really REALLY tired.

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    I mean, look at this cutie:

    Look back in my memories and it’s no surprise I am a furry. TMNT, Teddy Ruxpin, Care Bears, MLP (the OG from the 80’s), Animalympics, Looney Tunes, at least a third of all Nicktoons, pretty much every Disney cartoon ever…

    Though personality also goes a long way, and I have more respect for these characters for their personality and actions than any real human being alive today.

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      I’m so with you. For me it started with Tails when I was like 7-8… I didn’t know what sex stuff was, I just wanted to like… be his friend. Maybe hold his hand. Touch his tails. Nothing weird, just budz.

      Then both Robin Hood and Maid Marian… strange feeling.

      Then Animaniacs. Mostly their personalities. Not so much Dot.

      Then Renamon.

      Then Krystal.

      Then Kyubi (we’re gonna pretend there is no human form).

      It was all over once I found The Furry Thread on DDRFreaks forums in the early 00s.