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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 22 days ago

If you were stuck in a timeloop how would you spend your time?

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If you were stuck in a timeloop how would you spend your time?

Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 22 days ago
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Inspired by this post: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/[email protected]/p/1014996/2meirl4irl

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  • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Depends when was the last time I jerked off. And how long loop?

    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOP
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      22 days ago

      In my head I was picturing the movie groundhogs day.

      • Send Pics of Sandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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        22 days ago

        That’s the point, they’re trying to grind their hog

      • KC_Royalz@lemmy.world
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        22 days ago

        In the short story groundhogs day is like 10000 years

        • kn33@lemmy.world
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          22 days ago

          Was @MantisToboggon asking how long each loop lasts until it resets, or how long in total?

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            22 days ago

            Everyone is totally ignoring how recently I jerked off. It is critical to my understanding.

            I meant how long each loop was, an hour ? A day? A week?

  • Hapankaali@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    I’d probably spend a fair amount of time trying to figure out how it is possible I am stuck in a time loop, considering that violates the laws of physics as I understand them.

    • Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works
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      21 days ago

      Yeah, highest priority to me seems to be to figure out if you are still aging. Things are gonna start to suck pretty hard if you’re in there for any amount of time and getting older.

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      Great point. I don’t think I could just go through this seemingly impossible situation without trying to figure out how or why.

  • andrewta@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Learn to play the piano. Learn to fix my car. The car would always be back to what it was but the knowledge would stay with me

  • quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    22 days ago

    I would do everything except to play video games, playing always from the same save point or from the beginning would get boring very fast.

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      22 days ago

      Hmmm is there a way to download other people save files?

    • 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org
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      22 days ago

      Play old video games. They have codes for every level because of no room for savegames.

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        22 days ago

        You have to go back pretty far.

  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    If I’m aging: start immediately filming an explanation and such for my wife knowing I’ll never see her move or speak again.

    If I’m not, and there’s an end eventually: get caught up on sleep, clear my gaming backlog, take imposssible pictures, have a good time.

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      22 days ago

      Why would you never see her move or speak again? Wouldn’t that only be during a time freeze, and not a timeloop?

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        20 days ago

        If he’s aging within the time loop, then the loop will end when he dies. If that happens, he won’t be there for the “final iteration”.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    22 days ago

    Kill myself in a bunch of fun ways like Bill Murray did in Groundhog’s Day.

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      22 days ago

      Find a bunch of fun ways to kill this guy!

  • Starya67@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Play golf through the Stargate, of course.

    • SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today
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      20 days ago

      In the middle of my backswing?!?!!?

  • MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Sleep. So much sleep.

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      22 days ago

      Ooh, nap!

      Ooh, nap!

      Ooh, nap!

  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    I mean… I’m sort of doing that right now.

    My routine is very consistent. Right down to eating the same meals every day so I don’t need to think about what to eat, and I know what I’m getting at the store every week.

    • in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social
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      22 days ago

      You’re good though? You’re still interested in hobbies or media and you’re speaking with friends and loved ones on a cadence that works for you? I’m just asking because that’s a sign of depression is all.

  • TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    22 days ago

    Shitposting online and getting into contracts with people to become enemies.

    Hey wait a second!

    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOP
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      22 days ago

      You will regret your remarks!!!

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        22 days ago

        Why I never!

  • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip
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    22 days ago

    Sleeping as much as possible. It’s also what I’d do if I had the power to stop time.

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    22 days ago

    Probably heroin.

  • yuknowhokat@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    I think the first few hundred times through the loop from Stargate would be a good start

    • MrFappy@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      “In the middle of my backswing?!”

  • HubertManne@piefed.social
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    22 days ago

    hedonism. as much as all my savings could aquire in a day. the loop is a day right? we are talking groundhog day?

    • andrewta@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      Yup he said loops once a day. At least that’s my interpretation of the term groundhogs day. Only problem is you don’t know when it ends

      • HubertManne@piefed.social
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        22 days ago

        honestly assuming it goes on at least a couple of days you a multiple of the number of days in hedonism for the cost of your savings. seems like a good deal. now if it stops looping the moment you pull the spend trigger or you only get two or three days. ouch.

        • LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
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          21 days ago

          Yeah you would definitely feel like a fool when you woke up the next morning having blown your life savings and… its just the next day and now youre broke haha

    • danciestlobster@lemmy.zip
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      22 days ago

      Don’t forget what you can take on in credit card debt

  • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Daytime depends on the season and weather; skiing, climbing or kayaking. Nighttime calls for grilling , chillin’ and thrillin’ no mater the season.

    IRL I try to go skiing every ground hog day just in case.

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