Dude, its a Friday night. I’m getting ready to relax, notgot into an extencial crisis…
bro’s two-three steps away from Buddhist enlightenment - you got this
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My body is a machine that turns water into gold
Water isn’t yours.
It’s Nestlé’s.
Sam Altman would like a word.
“RAM isn’t a human right.” - Sam Altman
“SPFFT” -Subsonic 300blk
Altman VS Nestle Epic Rap Battle when?
You clearly have no idea how much water I can retain.
Just for that, I shall never pee again.
Edit: DAMMIT
That’s every molecule in your body
So if you think about it… every time we pee, we’re peeing in someone’s mouth
Every shower is a golden shower.
This means that while the chances are that most of the water in your soda has never been in another soda, almost all of it has been drunk by at least one dinosaur.
Does Munroe just steer all his answers toward dinosaurs?
Coke is dinosaur piss?
always has been
Apparently!
Same with beer if you think about it.
“You don’t buy beer, you only rent it.”
I say that every time I take a drunken piss in a bar.
This is true for everything. The matter in your body is not yours, for example, it’s just your turn to use all that carbon and oxygen and whatnot
That carbon and oxygen is just temporarily in that form. The fermions that comprise it will be reused to form other matter
You can pry my matter from my cold dead hands
That’s the idea.
As modest mouse said, someday you will die somehow and somethings gonna steal your carbon!
Mum said it’s my turn to use the cum!
and you never really eat corn.
I mean, you eat the insides, just the kernal casings are indigestible to us.
(The kernels are full of poop. Poop balloons)
Or bathe in it
